The Last Ticket or Spelling is important!

Here's a joke that might be interesting to the local bloggers:

During a busy holiday weekend, a woman who was eight months pregnant (ready to have a baby) went to the railway station to return home to her husband. At the reservation counter (a place where you buy a ticket), when her turn came (it was the time for her to buy), there was only one ticket left (there was only 1 ticket available, there were almost no tickets, only 1). Taking pity (feeling sorry for her) on a very old lady behind her in line (in a queue), she offered (gave) her berth (a seat on the train) to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which arrived with a small error (mistake): "Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush (many people) in the train, gave birth (gave life; had a baby; the baby was born) to an old lady."

Note: spelling - орфография, правописание.

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