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Do you speak english ?-Yes!-Name?......-
Abdul al-Rhazib.-Sex?...-Three to five
times a week.-No, no...I mean male or
female?-Yes, male, female, sometimes
camel.-Holy cow!-Yes, cow, sheep,
animals in general.-But isn't that hostile?-Horse style, doggy style, any
style!-Oh dear!-No, no! Deer run too
fast.