The English Lesson
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George was sitting in his English class. It was a hot afternoon and he was feeling sleepy. It was a grammar lesson and George was also bored. He hated grammar. He wanted to leave school and work. He wanted to be a gardener. George loved flowers and trees. George looked out of the window. he looked at the trees and flowers. Then he started day-dreaming.
After ten minutes the teacher stopped talking. She asked the students to do a grammar exercise in their books. The students took out their exercise books and their pencils and they started writing. The teacher looked at George. She saw that he wasn´t writing so she said,
¨Why aren´t you writing, George?¨
George stopped dreaming and said,
¨What, Miss?¨
¨Wake up, George!¨ the teacher said. ¨Why aren´t you writing?¨
George thought for a moment and replied,
¨I ain´t for no pencil.¨
The teacher looked at George and said,
¨You ain´t got no pencil? You mean - I don´t have a pencil.¨
George did not understand the English teacher so he said,
¨Sorry, Miss.¨
The teacher said in an angry voice,
¨I don´t have a pencil. You don´t have a pencil. He doesn´t have a pencil. She doesn´t have a pencil. We don´t have pencils. They don´t have pencils. Now, George. Do you understand?¨
George looked at the teacher for a momеnt and then he said,
¨My goodness! What happened to all the pencils, Miss?¨
