Waiter! Waiter!
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1. Waiter: How did you find the steak, sir?
Customer: Oh, I just moved the potato and there it was.
2. Customer: Waiter! This plate is wet.
Waiter: That´s your soup, sir.
3. Customer: This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then, why aren´t you laughing?
4. Customer: Waiter! How long have you been working here?
Waiter: Six months, sir.
Customer: Well, it can´t have been you who took my order.
5. Customer: Waiter! This lobster only has one claw.
Waiter: I´m sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
Customer: Then, bring me the winner!
6. Customer: I´ll have a hamburger, please.
Waiter: With pleasure.
Customer: No, with mustard and ketchup, please.
