The winter on the world

20°C Greeks put on pullovers (if they find one);
15°C in Jamaica the people switch on the heating (if they have one);
10°C Americans start to tremble from cold; Russians starts to implant cucumbers in theirs dacias;
5°C Italians cars stop to work; Norwegians are going to swim in lakes;
0°C in America to water freezes; in Russia it gets thicker;
-5°C French cars stop to work;
-15°C your cat wants to sleep with you; Norwegian put on pullovers;
-17°C In New York the inhabitants switch on the heating; Russians last time are going on dacias;
-20°C American cars stop to work;
-25°C German cars stop to work; Jamaicans are dying;
-30°C Authorities start to speak about homelessness’; your cat sleeps in your pajama;
-35°C it is too cold to thinking; Japan cars stop to work;
-40°C You are planning two weeks in the hot bath; Swedish cars stop to work;
-42°C Transport is stopping in Europe; Russians are eating ice-creams on the streets;
-45°C Greeks are dying; Authorities start to do something for homelessness’;
-50°C Eyelids are frozen when you blink; In Alaska the people start to close windows when they take bath;
-60°C white bears are going on the south;
-70°C Hell is frozen;
-80°C Russians use gloves when they pour vodka;
-114°C 99% alcohol is frozen why Russians are horribly nervous.