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M: Hi, Ms. Jansen. Can we keep Romeo and Juliet in our dorm room?

W: What on Earth...!

M: They’re our pet hermit crabs!

W: Oh, poor crabs! Don’t you think they’d be happier on the beach?

M: Well, at the store they were squished into a little box. We thought they’d be happier with us. We let them out when we’re home. We give them baths too!

W: I see. Do you know what to feed them?

M: There’s free Internet information --- The Hermit Crab Association. They help crabs in captivity. And we will take them back to a beach someday.

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W: Ha ha! Hey Trevor, check this out!

M: I’m trying to study here!

W: Oh, sorry. But this is really funny.

M: What is?

W: This article about strange inventions.

M: Like what?

W: Well, one guy invented a ladder for spiders. It’s a rubber strip you can put on the side of your bathtub.

M: Ha! Yeah? What else?

W: A portable seat. You carry it around your waist like a big cushion.

M: Ha! That’s really stupid.

W: Here’s the best one: A car license plate that tells if the driver’s a man or a woman.

M: I like that one. Then I could stay away from women drivers.

W: Yeah... Hey!