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♥ღ МамаOlechka Юмор
Мама троих (15 лет, 11 лет, 8 лет) Орехово-Зуево
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Once there was a hamster -
It was a real monster -
It used to eat the pencils
Of very famous gansters.

Wherever did they put the ones,
The clever animal would find..
They even put the hidden cams
To mouse out what was up.

But our animal was wise,
Much wiser than they had expexted
As it was as those little mice
That always keep away from trapping.

So it did gnaw all the cables
So that nothing could be seen.
This is the fable of the fables
Though there's very little mean.

Однажды был хомяк -
Настоящий монстр -
Он грыз карандаши
Очень известных гангстеров.

Куда бы они не положили карандаши,
Умный зверек всегда найдет.
Они даже поставили скрытые камеры,
Чтобы разузнать в чем же дело.

Но наше чудо было мудрым,
Намного мудрее, чем они думали,
Потому что он был одним из тех мышей,
Которые идут по жизни осторожно.

Так что он перегрыз все провода,
Чтобы ничего не было видно.
Это басня басен,
Хоть в ней и нет морали.)

Надежда Юмор
Мама мальчика (14 лет) Смоленск
Хе ))
Do you speak english ?-Yes!-Name?......-
Abdul al-Rhazib.-Sex?...-Three to five
times a week.-No, no...I mean male or
female?-Yes, male, female, sometimes
camel.-Holy cow!-Yes, cow, sheep,
animals in general.-But isn't that hostile?-Horse style, doggy style, any
style!-Oh dear!-No, no! Deer run too
fast.
Madina Юмор
Мама четырех (от 14 лет до 21 год) Москва
Nasreddin and the Beggar

One day, Nasreddin was up on the roof of his house, mending a hole in the tiles. He had nearly finished, and he was pleased with his work. Suddenly, he heard a voice below call "Hello!" When he looked down, Nasreddin saw an old man in dirty clothes standing below.

Scarlett Юмор
Москва
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they set up their tent and went to sleep.
Some hours later Holmes awoke his faithful friend.
“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see”, he said.
“I see millions and millions of stars”, Watson replied.
“What does that tell you?”
Watson thought for a minute and said:
“Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and probably billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?”
Holmes was silent for a moment, then said:
“Watson, you idiot.
Someone has stolen our tent!”

Scarlett Юмор
Москва
Napoleon
In a psychiatrist's waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, "Why are you here?"

The second answers, "I'm Napoleon, so the doctor told me to come here."
The first is curious and asks, "How do you know that you're Napoleon?"

The second responds, "God told me I was."

At this point, a patient on the other side of the room shouts, "NO I DIDN'T!"
Alicante Юмор
Мама троих (20 лет, 14 лет, 10 лет) Алма-Ата (Алматы)
humor)))

In life there are 5 perfect things u should never lose - CHARACTER

SELF RESPECT

HOPE

HEART

&

????

Well, u know my name:)