Alfred had never flown before and was extremely nervous. He was flying across the Atlantic to visit his sister, who has emigrated to Canada. When he got on the plane he found he was sitting in a window seat. After a few minutes, the person next to him arrived - an enormously fat American. Not long after the plane took off, the American fell asleep and began to snore loudly. It was obvious to Alfred there was no way he could get out, even to get to the toilet, without making the man up.
After the in-flight meal had been served, the plane entered the area of severe turbulence. The American continued to snore. Alfred, however, started to feel sick. He was desperate to get to the toilet. Finally, he was sick - all over the man´s trousers. The American didn´t wake up, but he just continued to snore. Alfred didn´t know what to do.
As the plane touched down, the American finally woke up and saw his trousers. Alfred turned to him and said,
